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Well, it's about time

Dear Sturgeon,

Do accept my sincere apologies if my mail does not meet your personal ethics although, I wish to use this medium to get in touch with you because of its fastest means. Let me begin by introducing myself properly to you, I am BENSON EDE,Esq, the personal attorney to your deceased relative Eng.M.A.Sturgeon,who died with unidentified family or relative, I am contacting you because of his left deposit valued at (US$10.500,000.00) Million United States Dollars Only, with one of the leading banks here in Lome Togo, since my late client was from your country and share the same last name with your family. The bank has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin,Please do reply with the following information for further clarifications.

Your Full Name...........
Your phone Tel..........
Mobile No:................
Your Age.................
Your Occupation:........


I look forward hearing from you as soon as possible If you are willing to proceed with me,for more information.

Respectfully,

BENSON EDE,Esq
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(Thanks to Tabs Out Podcast for this!)


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What an honor it is to have Jason Hodges create this husopathic entity!




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I don't suppose there's any great issue here to be laid out or etched in stone, but I do have my qualms working with digital files. In truth, I have qualms with any sort of remix. It makes my palms itch. My hands want, and I mean this literally, to stick a fork into the files, somehow. Fork 'em, or jab them with a piece of conductive metal while playing with zip-zap electrified sound currents, vibrations, magnetic pickups, what have you. Digital schmigital. There's no life pulse in these waveforms, no crackle or cackling voice to be echoed or boorishly hollered through cardboard tubes, strung with wires like old tuna can communication devices, or sounded across telephone lines. I find no wobble, nothing to pluck, just a mouse to scroll and manipulate peaks and lows, chop-and-chop, blah-and-blah, on this MacBook.  I do my best to channel these via analog warming devices and faulty tape machines (my favorite recording tools), but then it's like, shit, now I have to poop these new editions back into a usb device to get 'em back onto the computer, to put them up into cohesive channels that I can play mathematics with. I really just want to yell at these files instead. But there they are, acting all qualm-y, pointlessly awaiting their moment in the sun: to be played on some otherwise soon-to-be-obselete social media-oriented online format that one can easily give just a casual half-listen to. You know, do what I do while listening to someone's sound cloud or band camp account -- even if they're really good recordings, they're always easy to walk away from and cook some ramen to. It'd be easier, I suppose, were if I not in horny-performance-mode. I really just want to play sounds these days and not do poop-shooting via the countenance of what I'd suspect to be some laptop goober, getting backaches and sniffing his Nikes, and occasionally checking in on his blog to see if anyone commented about his last fifty cent word of wisdom about so-and-so or whatever it is that laptopian sound-dudes do. Meh. I'd seek the praises of vitamin D and not even issue my disdain for this recording process if it weren't a) raining and b) cold outside. A bike ride would save this rant. So wouldn't putting a fork into that would-be ramen I'll surely not cook in tribute to wasting my time writing this.

this seemed important at the time

1. Say nothing
2. Look away
3. Climb a hill
4. Wave your arms wildly
5. Have your friend take your picture
5. Repeat process every few days



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west coast east coast

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I have lapsed into laps of repetitive loin and sword. The offense was in my nearest rival, the imagination, coupled with a marriage to: boredom. If you don't have the best outright victory with condescension, then blame this touch on the culture of clones. It's best this way, to be a champion of complaints. Once plugged in, the four channels chime the effect, and everyone is supposed to be all, like, yeah. Surely you don't mirror this? Aren't you a one and the same? It took an ox. Crossing the country to sing a vibe that had little kettles and fewer droplets. Not one struggled to lift your knuckles from the font. But, were if one a pity-pal, then the blades wouldn't cut so well, and that tough part between the chin and shoulder wouldn't separate as easily. Liberation of heads requires more than a political soap, it takes a meme to undo the rites of villages and trademarks.

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