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a third rate, fourth place, tenuous at best, unabridged yet oft-truncated collection of calumny & travails from the last manfish standing, husophonic orator & chronic fumbler, his nipples (minus 3), Crank Sturgeon
Sunday, May 29, 2011
Saturday, May 28, 2011
a crenching she'd, nummers nun threw heaven
1. His thoughts on the piecemeal contraption were lessons in foraging for hair. Lost soils and freud; total tot and emulsifiers-- all babes to a gandering soul and lip-tied pining.
2. The vexation wasn't as clear as the microbial underdumb and fox-legend streetly. Two overhears it and so it's their contested leaflings and pity piles (the kind you'd get in any season), vs the "well, a stammer for likely candor wouldn't hover long in that coven itch."
Pious, though. Second rate? Aww. Thrice wiles, cottony fingers, dame!
3. On the topic, if ever they could dampen, the legs-- strewn with miles of courtly bows and lowing (more likely than leg hair yarns and acrid placement of verbs)-- a brief bore on the meme meant for that again-abatement of tertiary pauses: ponds, lakes, creams-- all the mice and minds of beverage and neverlies; tux on its way, lady. Be good out there.
4. A damn. Four, B's, rates, months away. Swayed by texts, you god it. Al coda, repute, fortis, clef. Dam: beavers, muskrats, nutria.
5. Time it'd take to, and time, it'd take TO, there it'd be again, taking time and while's quietly taken with; tinkered, timed, accorded into masticated footsteps; higher on dire dithers and dredged tenfold lapsed. Mighty shakes? Not readily.
6. Frequencies noted. A binary notary-- the type to make with wooden clove, the type to stamp his druthers on a steep lie mile wither-- bringing on staid occasions, the adhesive he'd heed, would mark the pair into pour'ous moments, mimed and mimed, amped and plier flayed. Oh good. Dandruff.
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2. The vexation wasn't as clear as the microbial underdumb and fox-legend streetly. Two overhears it and so it's their contested leaflings and pity piles (the kind you'd get in any season), vs the "well, a stammer for likely candor wouldn't hover long in that coven itch."
Pious, though. Second rate? Aww. Thrice wiles, cottony fingers, dame!
3. On the topic, if ever they could dampen, the legs-- strewn with miles of courtly bows and lowing (more likely than leg hair yarns and acrid placement of verbs)-- a brief bore on the meme meant for that again-abatement of tertiary pauses: ponds, lakes, creams-- all the mice and minds of beverage and neverlies; tux on its way, lady. Be good out there.
4. A damn. Four, B's, rates, months away. Swayed by texts, you god it. Al coda, repute, fortis, clef. Dam: beavers, muskrats, nutria.
5. Time it'd take to, and time, it'd take TO, there it'd be again, taking time and while's quietly taken with; tinkered, timed, accorded into masticated footsteps; higher on dire dithers and dredged tenfold lapsed. Mighty shakes? Not readily.
6. Frequencies noted. A binary notary-- the type to make with wooden clove, the type to stamp his druthers on a steep lie mile wither-- bringing on staid occasions, the adhesive he'd heed, would mark the pair into pour'ous moments, mimed and mimed, amped and plier flayed. Oh good. Dandruff.
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Tuesday, May 24, 2011
w(under)skin(tryst)
Lop.
Ol' character 'fected & vested, thr33 flues o'er under dandy. I'd given the man all sorts of dubbel meants, and fried skyward leaning, he'd be spitting pontoons that only betrayed his younger. Onsets of apathy weren't really my own parcel nor baggage to age the friendlies and stamp on those little yeller flourines that coped angle aghast and table-maries. Shitfire though, you'd know a dummener from a breathbeat away -- them's elves had no sheets to oil or gravy, only the seven-fritters of itches and loin that'd show shower powers of fist flights on-a-steady 'lest to nowhere, anynone, and the bind of cabledown arterials that shunted brain, rain, grains, and silo-steels... effing victimhood, I'd spit. And maybe underkind, t'wouldst so seem (and a wink to trod 'longside frotter, among doses of those foggy tromps that, yea and loess, dun deeders headcleansly to abate the freshness of pit and prock). But you? Andchew? Nay naest, lomly gunner. All's and mentatives had this tingle try-out, fer shore and four certain-sez (leeways stoneward, it's allowed my friend, at leastmost twicely), but dood, ye lack periodontal! All the fours (they times themselflessly many done 'atward); shoe youselfler into this hex of brine and adulation and log-in/spy-spy ten's 'nough, as would the screen or pillow plex... preguntale? Nary great, nor appreciative; knotted winger, naughty nigh. Two holes, like O's, they weevil that repita: bOre (and times they by ample thr33's). Yest be thine bye. Your 'fect knowns only noun and impluralation of persisting O.
Ol' character 'fected & vested, thr33 flues o'er under dandy. I'd given the man all sorts of dubbel meants, and fried skyward leaning, he'd be spitting pontoons that only betrayed his younger. Onsets of apathy weren't really my own parcel nor baggage to age the friendlies and stamp on those little yeller flourines that coped angle aghast and table-maries. Shitfire though, you'd know a dummener from a breathbeat away -- them's elves had no sheets to oil or gravy, only the seven-fritters of itches and loin that'd show shower powers of fist flights on-a-steady 'lest to nowhere, anynone, and the bind of cabledown arterials that shunted brain, rain, grains, and silo-steels... effing victimhood, I'd spit. And maybe underkind, t'wouldst so seem (and a wink to trod 'longside frotter, among doses of those foggy tromps that, yea and loess, dun deeders headcleansly to abate the freshness of pit and prock). But you? Andchew? Nay naest, lomly gunner. All's and mentatives had this tingle try-out, fer shore and four certain-sez (leeways stoneward, it's allowed my friend, at leastmost twicely), but dood, ye lack periodontal! All the fours (they times themselflessly many done 'atward); shoe youselfler into this hex of brine and adulation and log-in/spy-spy ten's 'nough, as would the screen or pillow plex... preguntale? Nary great, nor appreciative; knotted winger, naughty nigh. Two holes, like O's, they weevil that repita: bOre (and times they by ample thr33's). Yest be thine bye. Your 'fect knowns only noun and impluralation of persisting O.
Monday, May 23, 2011
imperative at wrest
Loesses. Comdennitional. Feridgeoner. Doridemein. Pleestvus. Weirsthirtly. Horsensenst. Doster. Damplellium. Xide. Kilben.
Loestes. Comdenmitional. Feridgaoner. Doridemain. Pleistvus. Weirsthortly. Hortensenst. Dosted. Damplelkium. Xade. Dilben.
Laestes. Domdenmitional. Feredgaoner. Duridemain. Pleistvas. Weirsthostly. Hortemsenst. Dasted. Darplelkium. Xadi. Dulben.
Caestes. Damdenmitional. Feredgaomer. Duridimain. Ploistvas. Weirsmhostly. Gortemsenst. Nasted. Darplilkium. Badi. Dalben.
Loestes. Comdenmitional. Feridgaoner. Doridemain. Pleistvus. Weirsthortly. Hortensenst. Dosted. Damplelkium. Xade. Dilben.
Laestes. Domdenmitional. Feredgaoner. Duridemain. Pleistvas. Weirsthostly. Hortemsenst. Dasted. Darplelkium. Xadi. Dulben.
Caestes. Damdenmitional. Feredgaomer. Duridimain. Ploistvas. Weirsmhostly. Gortemsenst. Nasted. Darplilkium. Badi. Dalben.
Saturday, May 21, 2011
inc'est magnifique
Shave and a haircut later; seemingly smile amidst demure and a sez-you-there bite on the chin. Light coughs, hands of rot, but the feet of known alcohols lay the twine: spritely, fred, boisterine, lovers with anus-L's, the fin de siècle. An iSquint, one tazer hades, sms, and oner-down/d'ere hairy slue, the fie of meh, and's chalky palm/maden or extra D with circle fly the calf and bon mile heist: take a broom, takei shine, rap? Sure! Are ye known to the wood, that ol' tamper wiled on a'boot... Bowie on FF. Hi/wire act, low wide downy-- gonna have you-- bruised mebby, but as a finger rich would sezzit: aurora phone o'er mon/he/gain; clasped those digits, she did. Hearts and tarsals, note to the dead yet: slay the unhappen... slay the none done.
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Tuesday, May 17, 2011
fraudspamula part twelve million
Hello!!!
How are you doing? we had a visit to London (United Kingdom) unannounced some days back, Unfortunately we got mugged at gun point last two nights. All cash, Credit card and cellphones were stolen,It was so traumatic,Thank God we have our life and passport saved,we have been to the embassy they are not 100% helpful so I concluded that returning back home will be the best option.we also have limited means of getting out of here,as we have canceled our cards So I won’t get a new card until I get back home.I really need your support & assistance as my flight leaves in few hours,but we have problems checking out of the Hotel,as I need to sort out some bills, Wondering if you could loan me some few bucks to sort out the hotel bills and also take a cab to the airport.
Write me back so i can tell you how to get it to me.
God bless you.
Rebecca
(eyes used for tooth support)
How are you doing? we had a visit to London (United Kingdom) unannounced some days back, Unfortunately we got mugged at gun point last two nights. All cash, Credit card and cellphones were stolen,It was so traumatic,Thank God we have our life and passport saved,we have been to the embassy they are not 100% helpful so I concluded that returning back home will be the best option.we also have limited means of getting out of here,as we have canceled our cards So I won’t get a new card until I get back home.I really need your support & assistance as my flight leaves in few hours,but we have problems checking out of the Hotel,as I need to sort out some bills, Wondering if you could loan me some few bucks to sort out the hotel bills and also take a cab to the airport.
Write me back so i can tell you how to get it to me.
God bless you.
Rebecca
(eyes used for tooth support)
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Friday, May 13, 2011
Skye hipe (act shun real zults)
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
(specific props for affection & noise disaster #44)
1. Terry cloth tongs on a Tuesday.
2. Paper punch pariah kerry corn on the bob.
3. Sundial slim on the spoon's second estrus.
4. Fortified forsythia.
5. Matrix dot printing coffee spill circle eye dentata.
6. Blithering cool on a blithe spring yay.
7. Nice way of spraying hello.
(eyes used for tooth support)
2. Paper punch pariah kerry corn on the bob.
3. Sundial slim on the spoon's second estrus.
4. Fortified forsythia.
5. Matrix dot printing coffee spill circle eye dentata.
6. Blithering cool on a blithe spring yay.
7. Nice way of spraying hello.
(eyes used for tooth support)
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
sgaughkpt
Debbil sgotta; thare thare, trice implyded:
ol' ol' ol' ol' andzy sekts ofph hurls
(likelie liemed ries).
Moke to eey choak you ded,
subbimg gup thes tads enshittr---
lowimg tup primor wivvem bubu
andzy roi ting fahthr semple soiylie spoonsend
(towar culd yems waight, naaay!)---
shah!
Elong resess, pardu endfrom,
clabberimg thare trices
andzy rieses piyri morte
ol' ol' ol' ol' (gen gen gen gen);
kgnaught loogimg, baught choakimg,
faaargh fesh ollo tarese, kupz debbil sgotta,
endfrom culd niytes zleepimg.
Aa culd!!
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Sunday, May 1, 2011
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