a third rate, fourth place, tenuous at best, unabridged yet oft-truncated collection of calumny & travails from the last manfish standing, husophonic orator & chronic fumbler, his nipples (minus 3), Crank Sturgeon
Monday, December 29, 2014
Sunday, December 28, 2014
Saturday, December 27, 2014
whole's bard; barred holes
Thursday, December 18, 2014
Wednesday, December 17, 2014
Tuesday, December 16, 2014
it's lonely at the naught
Monday, December 15, 2014
Thursday, December 11, 2014
rhythmen
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Tuesday, December 9, 2014
Sunday, December 7, 2014
Thursday, December 4, 2014
an AND for an X en masse
Wednesday, December 3, 2014
Wednesday, November 19, 2014
Wednesday, November 12, 2014
lampcake
By in large, karma worked phonetically. It'd slurp a few easy vowels, coming off with a bit of an Anglo-lisp, but nothing that'd upset the inlaws. Worked down with some gin, the effeminately curved typefaces formed O's, dripping with flourishes of spunk or possibly lactate.
Our favorite fascist resembled a cow. You'd send them a dossier about rinsing after sullying their mitts -- a thing cows would love to sully, mitts no less, cloven or with digits -- and all they'd do is moo and add some cum or milk to homogenize the hole, or the world, or the entire stinking joke. Many O's later, it would take someone like a politician, a democrat maybe, you know, some sort of land speed apologist, to update his caps and pack in a few extra nooses, just in case it was black tie. Then, head over heals, clasping his new-found helvetica maybe, or cuneiform (either worked), he'd stammer, erect but with slightly sloped shoulders, shaking his podium with the slightest tremor of a future relapse, and mutter on about something kind of dingy, kind of pale, a story that belied the truisms, a tale (or perhaps just a crapshoot take on life) that not many had uses for jays or the end (you know the type), and, no matter what bookshelves would go up, they'd really just lie there, pregnant with unread dears, distraught by the incessant lashings of cows and karma lettrism, a world made for funny and excessively large pants, won over by elastic waistbands and orange juice stains (so-called). Not withstanding, and despite the now-quaking podium, all the crowd ooo'ed and wow'd, made ridiculous roaring for encores, and, following the ballyhoo, tired but grinning with having witnessed such prose, such a statement, such charisma, they, the beholden of newly-formed-mouths, made for the dump. And registered to vote once more.
Tuesday, November 11, 2014
Inciting wrists
Kisses insist on listing the lust wander autocorrect, yo and you and over, we-the-several-you'd-implied, took to takings, Ronald and bimping, o'er 3 maybe, lucked wooden habitat, lumping old guys, circled obsessive as a huevo nouveau reeesh, what with its randy pumps, canal ridges, and lookingly complexed by deprivers and embodiment smells. It's a day costing lost and the frail November sea, a something which hick bashes licks as well as kinking up of seal liver, puce, and handies. Not one for either oat, some call em oaks, I call them tease, and everywhere spreads thy dingle of vinegar lease -- long nights man, crampy ads in tiny box corner x-the-cookies, suits and frites, open widows, portly something's, and caloric teens rotting their cuspids on maryjane. A dam-daughterly wink, carbo-fusion everybear, trains gaining seed but cannot you or I he-she-says, this pluck is a maize, amazed by carefully measured biographies of corned messes and hessian stools of dog pit tots and tricky ricksome rails, parables with hairy ambling planes that atchoo singe the site with curable citing, velour shadows and ploppy yule. Remember you well when not a decade asses: hell comes to Amsterdam.
Monday, November 10, 2014
Friday, November 7, 2014
circa 1996
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Thursday, November 6, 2014
murks tribute band (w/ Ayn Rand)
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Wednesday, November 5, 2014
poll, droll, drool, spy-on-you
What's you, you and you, get to got with no...
And no...
And then you, then and hen, pennies wise with skies fizz and falling copper acorn brims; then and then, that would be you, you (and you) go get it, you then, you get you, then, um, eh.
Stammer, stammer, wait and wait, stutter, shit yourself, stam--
It's the end it's the end it's the end it's the end it's the end it's the end, no, wait, it's your end. Um, you got an end? Mind the end? Murk yourself? Murmur, I get it, got you, smell it, shitty, rinsed well with high end conditioner and lanced boil bubble right guard spray-on, spy-on, eyes-on, scion, scorpions, porpoise sons, pretty ones, ditty buns...
I can smell, too.
Bottom's up!
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