a third rate, fourth place, tenuous at best, unabridged yet oft-truncated collection of calumny & travails from the last manfish standing, husophonic orator & chronic fumbler, his nipples (minus 3), Crank Sturgeon
Tuesday, September 30, 2014
Monday, September 29, 2014
Saturday, September 27, 2014
Friday, September 26, 2014
text for a performance voiceover; computerized British accent
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Thursday, September 25, 2014
Wednesday, September 24, 2014
Tuesday, September 23, 2014
wedge in glass
wedged in glass go wedged in glass glow go wedge in glass go glass wedging in go glass go wedge go and go so glassy wedge glass wedge we'd all edge a wedge go lass go we'd edge a double you weed gee ads ass
Monday, September 22, 2014
Sunday, September 21, 2014
incubate dude...
panel interrupt panel interrupt panel interrupt panel interrupt panel interrupt
(cue the siren loop)
Saturday, September 20, 2014
man poem for squeaks, art error numbrrr 4
sometimes they let me serenade people...sometimes they let me serenade people... sometimes they let me serenade people... sometimes
an apologist's jism rift
Dear Independer,
I am writing to inform you about something I witnessed last night. Some guy, dressed in a dirty office worker's shirt, wearing what appeared to be a giant starfish on his head, was claiming to be from the Tilburg Tourism Board. He accosted the nice people that were going to a concert by noisily hoisting up a large, and I might add, rather scientifically inaccurate brain for all to see, claiming (he) "was giving Tilburg something thoughtful". He then affixed the brain to a string pulley that ran from a lovely Art Deco lamp post to one of Tilburg's finest bronze statues, that of a lady in repose, with her hand pointing to the sky. The pulley system made it appear as though the bronze statue was pointing at the brain.
Now. Independer, I must ask you, as you are the voice of the streets and as such, carry a grave responsibility. Will you work with the proper authorities to have this man dealt with? While I understand that the Netherlands has fairly relaxed laws regarding public and artistic expression, I do not believe this sort of anarchism should be condoned, especially under the umbrella of what I was hoping to be a family friendly concert festival.
I thank you for your attention to this matter.
Yours sincerely,
Frank Virgin
Friday, September 19, 2014
someone left a condiment
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home office
today it is worse I swear don't mention it but you really ought to take care I know I know but that's the internal dialogue manifesting itself externally in the form of a mess you mean to say no no no in the way you just sit there sipping the worst brand instant coffee expecting this stuff to congeal into ideas and hey that'd be great but I know I know this isn't really the point be it a mess or a studio dude it's a bed that is getting dirtier by the day by your troves of newspapers tape costumes found objects busted synths and wires and shit but hey hey hey calm down calm down I didn't mean to offend your home office
Wednesday, September 17, 2014
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
Sunday, September 14, 2014
Sunday, September 7, 2014
Saturday, September 6, 2014
not sharing but...
Thursday, September 4, 2014
part one of the Great Acquiescing
Well?
Oh rats. This is suddenly no longer interesting.