a third rate, fourth place, tenuous at best, unabridged yet oft-truncated collection of calumny & travails from the last manfish standing, husophonic orator & chronic fumbler, his nipples (minus 3), Crank Sturgeon
Monday, December 29, 2014
Sunday, December 28, 2014
Saturday, December 27, 2014
whole's bard; barred holes
the spore of aging thymus lands and humps of consequential assuage, well, them digs wouldn't coffer a heap of likely, hoods, cloaks, and coverslips not withstanding, all out and out you were (we weren't) for a day's debriefing, a longing, a lowing, a mining murk amid scalloping clouds, this day with her or his or its gentle hum to the bristle and a pew therein to sits the eats (stomach's full), and the i's over u's under towed and lush, imagined coughing, stammer-stares, or the busloads of day-off, old, sullied and forlorn, save for a libel suit or corn starch hamper, hemmed din, chattering whorls, a squirm or two, acorn-toothed, leafing and fabled, wrinkled perhaps, taking on jobs like soldering or becoming a cabbie or a dashing-type, an every which way kind of guy, unfettered, hardly perturbed by the doughy justification of cosmic lances or cartoonish fonts, the under-typed scores for footnotes bespoke, an idea contrariwise to the next research-able tree, spree, or a leeward gaze, of a kind not exactly spritely, nor hairy eyed, and while as stark as these subjects were, I mean, whistling though it was (that kind of day) I farted a whole lot whilst on the meditative "thing", and goodly though it was, one couldn't tamper with the day, nor take mecca tantrum and hide respite (the why-way (my-way, hi-way, and so forth) so slung singing), and brazen and brandished (the legs do you well, my friend, what length!), what for better than? to etch a state of framing the siting, mind seats (it's real) and, as a reality nod, go garish, garnished, and logged, greedily one takes it all it in (I did my best), (to not be a hog)
Thursday, December 18, 2014
Wednesday, December 17, 2014
Tuesday, December 16, 2014
it's lonely at the naught
A curious worst ten would rely on there being ten things to say about something. A poem might involve taking a deep breath. A song would have her twins go running amok and adding stapled ads to bits of bonfire charcoal that still have their predecessor's nails hammered toothily therein. And then where, one might inquire, where for the third? Perhaps a bathroom, tucked into a third-rate culturally despondent town, somewhere where only wines are bragged about among couples that bend over and over each other's ends while out and about galavanting at parties, trying, wearing their wits like chest plates, shining to the brim and also, admittedly, daringly clever, yet, insufferable (to boot), as boring as trigonometry, this oneupmanship to sort out who will be the next street artist to publish or which arabian peninsula it should would or could be, in their jurisdiction and as long as someone else does it, to raid. As fourths go, imagine yourself in fourth place in a three-legged race, with only two competitors. When it's fifth, the soothing said would be only the railing you click, as when you walk by, with a stick or a prod, preferably not electrified, but resonant enough to remember and later write about in the form of a surrealist's languor, colored blue, stinging of hot something-something, a clangor so mentionable that the thought of it brings a sheen to the bicuspids, making one salivate for meat or some hapless prey, by the highway, branch clenched in one's talons, watching, raptor-like. For the sixth entry, envisage fur, everywhere, on the snow, on our arms, at the end of each street lamp, like hairy globes, warmly wrapped, and bold, orange, donging like a heavy-set man's jowls, going anywhere but here. Next up: eight is enough. For nines, penultimate in heirs to thrones unspeakable, yet, like a wilderness effort, a trek if you will, over arches turned green from the passing of centuries and under trees, where there once was the brittle loam of nuclear fallout. A curious ten would be writing it out in multiples ending in zeros with the floe of ice jamming through, tender at first, as in a dribble, the burble over brass, pushed lovingly from easy-breeze fountains, like the kind you see in boutique stores; and then turning bout face, wrinkled and germanic, forceful and horny, shoving pushes into stampedes, measurements in cups, pints, quarts, and then gallons, all at once, and one for the road, tipped over.
Monday, December 15, 2014
Thursday, December 11, 2014
rhythmen
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Tuesday, December 9, 2014
Sunday, December 7, 2014
Thursday, December 4, 2014
an AND for an X en masse
The proaction and subscription left one bereft with a set of peat and plotting oil makeovers. I couldn't spry a day without clearing out a good many left, and we all knew what that meant when the spirit of gibing was dampened by lovers and jeers. Although it must me / be / re. staid, the holidays ad complaining heft a clarity unlike most; sugars, Lugar sidearms, boogers, belugas, Stuttgart's, and Stewarts (fine border-hitter lash stations) -- these prayed when the icy menace of white lurches came-to, and when the umbrage yards were no longer cable-worthy (let alone a hat elite lisp), and furthermore, when the noblest of bashfulness reveled in the entrancing gape, yelp reviews, sassy grass-shirted assholes, the hole-tuck and rucksack rum gentry, pollock-splats and booth-maddened convention-types, lyres equipped in mattress so as to subdue the battery of cumulo-numbing cloy-cheeks, shaving a sheen a bit too close, as well as well could pee, the tasteless rustle of tassel-wearers from grottos and hutch-pekid lairs arrived, surfaces poked like mossy whiskered nostrils dashing through the S / no (and M) / ow, and FINALLY, and AND worth its mettle.
Wednesday, December 3, 2014
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