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a third rate, fourth place, tenuous at best, unabridged yet oft-truncated collection of calumny & travails from the last manfish standing, husophonic orator & chronic fumbler, his nipples (minus 3), Crank Sturgeon
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Reprinted without permission
Received this today. Pure genius. Generous. Genus. Jean Yes.
Paired Event Scores
Matt Taggart and Jim Leftwich
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Debate Event
Matt Taggart
Items needed:
One bucket
Paper and pencils
Two performers
Have audience write on paper unlikely topics of debate
Put into bucket
One performer choose topic at random
Debate on subject
Debate Poem Event
Jim Leftwich
Items needed:
One bucket
Paper and pencils
Any number of performers
Have audience and/or performers write on paper unlikely topics of debate
Put into bucket
Performers choose topics at random
Arrange as a poem and read to audience
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Debate Two
Matt Taggart
Instead of audience choosing topic, performers pick topics prior to performance.
Fill bucket with water.
Start debate.
When one performer can't defend his/her side take bucket and throw at other performer.
Debate Two 2
Jim Leftwich
Items needed:
a table
two chairs
two performers, seated in chairs, facing across table
several buckets filled with water
performers take turns throwing water on each other
debate is over when performers run out of water
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Own worst critic
Matt Taggart
Set up a showing of your artwork at a local gallery
During the show take down your artwork and replace it with another artists work
Own worst critic 2
Jim Leftwich
2 eggs
1 rock
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Reality event
Matt Taggart
Write your dreams down on paper
Throw in garbage
Reality Event 2
Jim Leftwich
Refuse
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Economic Kiss Off
Matt Taggart
Open a kissing booth anywhere
Close kissing booth due to lack of customers
Draw unemployment for a year
Revised Kissing Booth Business Plan
Jim Leftwich
You will need:
a ladder
a window
the moon
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shredded text event
jim leftwich
find a bag of shredded text
perform it
(for as many performers as you can get)
shredded text event two
matt taggart
find a bag of shredded text
use as a pillow
take a nap
(for one performer)
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psychogeographical game of the week #001
jim leftwich
walk from your house to the nearest post office
document the walk
mail the documentation to a friend
psychogeographical game of the week #001.2
matt taggart
walk from your house to the farthest post office
document the walk
mail the documentation to yourself
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psychogeographical game of the week #002
jim leftwich
walk from your house to the nearest post office
pick up trash along the way
mail it to a friend
psychogeographical game of the week #002.1
matt taggart
walk from your house to the farthest post office
pick up trash along the way
mail it to yourself
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psychogeographical game of the week #003
jim leftwich
walk from your house to the nearest copy shop
pick up trash along the way
do something with it
do something else with it
psychogeographical game of the week #003.1
matt taggart
walk from your house to the farthest copy shop
pick up trash along the way
place trash in every garbage bin in copy shop
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Coffee For The Road
Matt Taggart
Buy a cup of coffee
Pour it on the road
Coffee For The Toad
Jim Leftwich
Make a cup of coffee
Drink it with a frog
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props for unspecified events #1
jim leftwich
1. a box of toothpicks
2. a hatrack
3. a folding chair
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props for unspecified events #2
jim leftwich
1. a flower pot
2. a step ladder
3. two hats
|||||||||||||||
props for unspecified events #3
jim leftwich
1. a whistle
2. a box of crayons
3. a can of chicken soup
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props for unspecified events #4
jim leftwich
1. a wooden spoon
2. a wet umbrella
3. a pair of tennis shoes
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Props for unspecified events #5
Matt Taggart
1. Duct tape
2. Rope
3. Orange juice
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Props for unspecified events #6
Matt Taggart
1. One cloud
2. A balloon
3. Time
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Props for unspecified events #7
Matt Taggart
1. Jim Leftwich
2. Matt Taggart
3. Time
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Props for unspecified events #8
Matt Taggart
1. Gasoline
2. Paintbrush
3. A copy of the fluxus performance workbook
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cold reception
Matt Taggart
When performer introduces themselves audience throws cold water on them.
bold reception
performer hands out copies of his event scores.
sits in a chair on stage and watches as audience members perform his scores.
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--
www.openfluxus.org/profile/matttaggart
mattaggart.podomatic.com
threewindowevents.blogspot.com
pcrv.blogspot.com
(eyes used for tooth support)
Paired Event Scores
Matt Taggart and Jim Leftwich
_______________
Debate Event
Matt Taggart
Items needed:
One bucket
Paper and pencils
Two performers
Have audience write on paper unlikely topics of debate
Put into bucket
One performer choose topic at random
Debate on subject
Debate Poem Event
Jim Leftwich
Items needed:
One bucket
Paper and pencils
Any number of performers
Have audience and/or performers write on paper unlikely topics of debate
Put into bucket
Performers choose topics at random
Arrange as a poem and read to audience
|||||||||||||||
Debate Two
Matt Taggart
Instead of audience choosing topic, performers pick topics prior to performance.
Fill bucket with water.
Start debate.
When one performer can't defend his/her side take bucket and throw at other performer.
Debate Two 2
Jim Leftwich
Items needed:
a table
two chairs
two performers, seated in chairs, facing across table
several buckets filled with water
performers take turns throwing water on each other
debate is over when performers run out of water
|||||||||||||||
Own worst critic
Matt Taggart
Set up a showing of your artwork at a local gallery
During the show take down your artwork and replace it with another artists work
Own worst critic 2
Jim Leftwich
2 eggs
1 rock
|||||||||||||||
Reality event
Matt Taggart
Write your dreams down on paper
Throw in garbage
Reality Event 2
Jim Leftwich
Refuse
|||||||||||||||
Economic Kiss Off
Matt Taggart
Open a kissing booth anywhere
Close kissing booth due to lack of customers
Draw unemployment for a year
Revised Kissing Booth Business Plan
Jim Leftwich
You will need:
a ladder
a window
the moon
|||||||||||||||
shredded text event
jim leftwich
find a bag of shredded text
perform it
(for as many performers as you can get)
shredded text event two
matt taggart
find a bag of shredded text
use as a pillow
take a nap
(for one performer)
|||||||||||||||
psychogeographical game of the week #001
jim leftwich
walk from your house to the nearest post office
document the walk
mail the documentation to a friend
psychogeographical game of the week #001.2
matt taggart
walk from your house to the farthest post office
document the walk
mail the documentation to yourself
|||||||||||||||
psychogeographical game of the week #002
jim leftwich
walk from your house to the nearest post office
pick up trash along the way
mail it to a friend
psychogeographical game of the week #002.1
matt taggart
walk from your house to the farthest post office
pick up trash along the way
mail it to yourself
|||||||||||||||
psychogeographical game of the week #003
jim leftwich
walk from your house to the nearest copy shop
pick up trash along the way
do something with it
do something else with it
psychogeographical game of the week #003.1
matt taggart
walk from your house to the farthest copy shop
pick up trash along the way
place trash in every garbage bin in copy shop
|||||||||||||||
Coffee For The Road
Matt Taggart
Buy a cup of coffee
Pour it on the road
Coffee For The Toad
Jim Leftwich
Make a cup of coffee
Drink it with a frog
|||||||||||||||
props for unspecified events #1
jim leftwich
1. a box of toothpicks
2. a hatrack
3. a folding chair
|||||||||||||||
props for unspecified events #2
jim leftwich
1. a flower pot
2. a step ladder
3. two hats
|||||||||||||||
props for unspecified events #3
jim leftwich
1. a whistle
2. a box of crayons
3. a can of chicken soup
|||||||||||||||
props for unspecified events #4
jim leftwich
1. a wooden spoon
2. a wet umbrella
3. a pair of tennis shoes
|||||||||||||||
Props for unspecified events #5
Matt Taggart
1. Duct tape
2. Rope
3. Orange juice
|||||||||||||||
Props for unspecified events #6
Matt Taggart
1. One cloud
2. A balloon
3. Time
|||||||||||||||
Props for unspecified events #7
Matt Taggart
1. Jim Leftwich
2. Matt Taggart
3. Time
|||||||||||||||
Props for unspecified events #8
Matt Taggart
1. Gasoline
2. Paintbrush
3. A copy of the fluxus performance workbook
|||||||||||||||
cold reception
Matt Taggart
When performer introduces themselves audience throws cold water on them.
bold reception
performer hands out copies of his event scores.
sits in a chair on stage and watches as audience members perform his scores.
|||||||||||||||
--
www.openfluxus.org/profile/matttaggart
mattaggart.podomatic.com
threewindowevents.blogspot.com
pcrv.blogspot.com
(eyes used for tooth support)
Saturday, July 10, 2010
Huso paths and logs
Printing.
Gobs and globs of glib printing. All and one and nine none forebears later, the beginning is quite late in the season to compete with young girls or made men. Trust me, it cannot be done. I lob a few oysters at the carapace, recalling last Monday's conversation in the mountain drive thru New Hampshire about carbuncles and acne as in the form of glacial activity and tectonics. My accountant is an odd feller, but these are the conversations that station between sandwiches during our drive. The truck handles remarkably well and it's great to shift a vehicle like that-- to feel the gears and have the windows down and feel the stick roll into fourth and roar with testosterone. The made men and ladies would scribble their brows probably. Too banal, too simple, they'd complain. Ink it, though. A grey veneer that's palpable to the smell and sines and I swear there's a leer that keels an underlay of staring, rejection, and even the possibility of hope. Glyphs and petrol and thinking. It's been a mad onset these last few days of printing, printing, and more printing... variables await, sure. Like a dope, it's work and craving as well-- mostly foodstuffs like ketchup or regret. A girl posts "roulette yrself" during an episode of husobliviogue last night. Maybe I made it too shiny (?) but Tzara and his probable (-25 vote) gives a hypotheme and injection; a stand to the green pedestal and hanker of self worth that betrothes the deemed store of approval and common courtesy. Nothing to be shamed about work, ink, acne, and shiny outpourings. Too bad we're all critics with no magazines in paper to verify our blight and spite. Bah, no matter! And civilization? Meh.
(eyes used for tooth support)
Gobs and globs of glib printing. All and one and nine none forebears later, the beginning is quite late in the season to compete with young girls or made men. Trust me, it cannot be done. I lob a few oysters at the carapace, recalling last Monday's conversation in the mountain drive thru New Hampshire about carbuncles and acne as in the form of glacial activity and tectonics. My accountant is an odd feller, but these are the conversations that station between sandwiches during our drive. The truck handles remarkably well and it's great to shift a vehicle like that-- to feel the gears and have the windows down and feel the stick roll into fourth and roar with testosterone. The made men and ladies would scribble their brows probably. Too banal, too simple, they'd complain. Ink it, though. A grey veneer that's palpable to the smell and sines and I swear there's a leer that keels an underlay of staring, rejection, and even the possibility of hope. Glyphs and petrol and thinking. It's been a mad onset these last few days of printing, printing, and more printing... variables await, sure. Like a dope, it's work and craving as well-- mostly foodstuffs like ketchup or regret. A girl posts "roulette yrself" during an episode of husobliviogue last night. Maybe I made it too shiny (?) but Tzara and his probable (-25 vote) gives a hypotheme and injection; a stand to the green pedestal and hanker of self worth that betrothes the deemed store of approval and common courtesy. Nothing to be shamed about work, ink, acne, and shiny outpourings. Too bad we're all critics with no magazines in paper to verify our blight and spite. Bah, no matter! And civilization? Meh.
(eyes used for tooth support)
Friday, July 9, 2010
Panta Claws
This was sent to me by way of email from Matt Taggart, aka, PCRV. The recipe was to wear the pants, take a snap, and send the pants to a friend to do likewise. Chain letter clothes? Naah. No curse or hex; nor the huffy mail artist ego to bruise. Pants are something we can all relate to, perhaps. Sending shredded clothing in the mail is probably not going to expand anyone's universe, nor foment rebellions. It neither addresses a fetish, blasts the sky with Jeffersonian smiles, or makes for a better collection of recipes to gloat over at a later date with the presumptuous "look what I did". Well, mebby a little of that, heh.
Now. Adjust the pose, it's just clothes, now juxtapose.

(eyes used for tooth support)
Now. Adjust the pose, it's just clothes, now juxtapose.
(eyes used for tooth support)
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Relief from the hot summer somnambulism
Instruction for a balmy morning. This may or may not take several minutes/hours to do...
1. Ponder your book or magazine horde one morning instead of listening to the damn news on the radio or catching up on happenings, emails, so forth, on the internet.
2. Go through these publications until one if them gives you an A-HA moment. Again, this may or may not take several minutes to do. If having a hard time finding such, call in sick to work with a lame excuse such as "plumbing problems". Given the context, this can be applicable to your quest. Think about it.
3. Upon finding your A-HA moment, bookmark the page, close book for future reading, and proceed with your day.
(eyes used for tooth support)
1. Ponder your book or magazine horde one morning instead of listening to the damn news on the radio or catching up on happenings, emails, so forth, on the internet.
2. Go through these publications until one if them gives you an A-HA moment. Again, this may or may not take several minutes to do. If having a hard time finding such, call in sick to work with a lame excuse such as "plumbing problems". Given the context, this can be applicable to your quest. Think about it.
3. Upon finding your A-HA moment, bookmark the page, close book for future reading, and proceed with your day.
(eyes used for tooth support)
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
jettisoning the demoralizers
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
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