Irony

Irony, that bitch, runs thru it like a sieve. I guess I cannot complain, as that would sound like everyone else's "right" to bemoan the practices and standards of reality, or purported reality, heh. Bit the bite, tho'. Goddamn that border.
On one side there's the bungled immigration clauses and bureaucracy that denies a performance artist from crossing over to mebby make a couple bux, not fleece the system as would some actually popular stadium-filling rock combo; then a mere sixty feet away is the puff and stuff mustachioed police state of shamerica, who hold you up for no apparent reason, and you sit there waiting, waiting, waiting.
We used to be nice to one another, these two countries. Now we eye each other with suspicion: stealing, bombing, texting, winking. The neighbors are going about their gardening, across the street from the postage stamp customs office-- and blithely too, it'd seem. Funny how we choose to reside next to hornets' nests, as if nothing will happen. And this make believe line that intersects the french from the english? Fines, fees, and detention threats, hissed at me from the jowls of asps.
Fuck you both.


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a moment of eech'ness

I'll never understand why some people want to either take credit for the successes of others or worse, try and make those people somehow feel guilty for their achievements.


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Husopathic video memes

Here's a schnooker at some video from the Husopathy show. Highly edited. Super detailed. Shortlived. You know the drill...

Husopathy Zwei

More mobile shots from the Husopathy show.
Summary?
Make.
Take an idea, abandon it, rephrase; have a blast. Make it happen, by all means!

Enjoy.
By all means. Whatever it is you do, too.















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You know it's a good show when...

One has the following:







(girl pile... I swear officer, it wasn't me)

5. and Bob's your carbuncle...

1.
Quebec n'est pas prêt pour L'esturgeon
Quebec n'est pas prêt pour L'esturgeon
Quebec n'est pas prêt pour L'esturgeon
Quebec n'est pas prêt pour L'esturgeon
Quebec n'est pas prêt pour L'esturgeon
2.
Quebec n'est pas prêt pour L'esturgeon
Quebec n'est pas prêt pour L'esturgeon
Quebec n'est pas prêt pour L'esturgeon
Quebec n'est pas prêt pour L'esturgeon
Quebec n'est pas prêt pour L'esturgeon
3.
Quebec n'est pas prêt pour L'esturgeon
Quebec n'est pas prêt pour L'esturgeon
Quebec n'est pas prêt pour L'esturgeon
Quebec n'est pas prêt pour L'esturgeon
Quebec n'est pas prêt pour L'esturgeon
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