Twenty one as matt.
Nineteen as crank.
I'm still half of eighty.
(eyes used for tooth support)
a third rate, fourth place, tenuous at best, unabridged yet oft-truncated collection of calumny & travails from the last manfish standing, husophonic orator & chronic fumbler, his nipples (minus 3), Crank Sturgeon
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Perhaps it's neither the day nor time to mention that ominous sucking sound
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(optics applied for denture struts)
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(optics applied for denture struts)
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Two, Five, Eleven
1. Mantras tied: snowshoeing requires advil. It's not imperative, but it's also hardly entertaining or sportsmanlike.
2. Obscured in the darkness however (the snow has that side effect), this missive is sent by way of Venice. I trust that it's a hint. Or at least, warmer.

4. And lastly? While you are at it...
Conduct a chain of effects. Send instructions or scores to friends. Go on tour. Make something out of it; and "it" can be anything. Make things connect. See life as a circuit. Get blurry. Digitize, or not. Shake hands. Throw away omens, but listen every now and again to what your heart says. Call it a fish.

6. (see 5).
2. Obscured in the darkness however (the snow has that side effect), this missive is sent by way of Venice. I trust that it's a hint. Or at least, warmer.
4. And lastly? While you are at it...
Conduct a chain of effects. Send instructions or scores to friends. Go on tour. Make something out of it; and "it" can be anything. Make things connect. See life as a circuit. Get blurry. Digitize, or not. Shake hands. Throw away omens, but listen every now and again to what your heart says. Call it a fish.
6. (see 5).
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
recipient (sign along the dotted)
aims oice: regoyce paulding birefdag endegiptsonsfyre
He handed the ham strings able until the mortuary caved nicks and ploded fond-you's; hire-oh lapsed and shotfires-- it was all dunk. Guns, ammals, hotch-cactrian; lobed and ignobled, tarry the tweenies, foreshocks and fuchs: a rashe forsoon took and reatchly, a salute to bustly and mienstrommers, clad and canclackenous with ankle shine plates of vounce & flinking shuffenhophfers, toed tillusion kie rash and seeing the plore thru trowliest visors of what fists reason gave you; pie flown windowcreaky up up wider cinderling and hosed, barried priers and bunglehope cradle lauded, sweeteners in a felted lice icing, curest and zyred lowdown qualf ass and cassionald ashe stamp proprietory wist tomtom sloops; mired warn wore torned pake and hurn-handlers, debt rough winter lopst, basted in hillpiles plessing deabled in wristed savouries of killamung, and while teeple flimsy and pabble shoshonierelly, this gire wadded a maipe unabley-dungereened, shoke and prissed to a pointed heed; sarse, plassy, and fooked.
(eyes used for tooth support)
(eyes used for tooth support)
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
debt of wine tour
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