a third rate, fourth place, tenuous at best, unabridged yet oft-truncated collection of calumny & travails from the last manfish standing, husophonic orator & chronic fumbler, his nipples (minus 3), Crank Sturgeon
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
angle bits, from Mattaggart
I have an unwarranted affection (or affectation) for triangles and cords. I think there may have been a telepathic link when Mattaggart sent this. One might infer that with enough Black Velvet in the gullet, one can rightfully achieve what may seem as an extra sensory perception that qualifies as telepathy. However it's more likely that if one MacGyvers said bottle with telecommunications wire (as pictured in the above detail), such mind-melding is actually more likely. Mind you, the meld only occurs if one is in regular contact with copper deposits. This is where Maine tap water becomes the "a-ha" catalyst: drenching daily in the stuff, I've acquired not only an unnatural yellowing, but dammit if I'm not prone to transmissions and broadcasts. Perfect triangulation? You betcha.
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