Ode to Günter Brus, albeit Americanized
0. Perfectly sober
1. Stick penis into empty pint glass
2. Add beer, preferably a lager or pilsner
3. Add a straw or multiple straws (if feeling altruistic with an audience, girlfriend, boyfriend, frat brothers, friends of legal drinking age, so forth)
4. Enjoy!
(eyes used for tooth support)
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