a third rate, fourth place, tenuous at best, unabridged yet oft-truncated collection of calumny & travails from the last manfish standing, husophonic orator & chronic fumbler, his nipples (minus 3), Crank Sturgeon
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Fit to be tied
1. Rosin string
2. Tie string around each finger; one tie for each item on your to-do list
3. Amplify the rosined string as you tie, reciting aloud each item from your to-do list
4. To-do list can be anything of your choosing
5. If your list is longer than you have fingers, consider toes or other appendages
6. If your list exceeds appendages, consider objects
7. Periodically muse whether or not to-do items are fit to be tied
(~<•>~)
(eyes used for tooth support)
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment