Wednesday, January 27, 2010

the Liberal conspiracy

1 Promulgate, promulgate, promulgate
2 Raid the coffers
3 Befriend small animals
4 Put a fork in it

(eyes used for tooth support)

tribunals for interweb desertification

Explanation bias!

(eyes used for tooth support)

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

on lisps of paper...

Three bald eagles sighted today.
Mingling the hordes though?
That's your rapport.

ensuing appendages

Motif for further tendrils...


Stay yellow

Carnivorous clouds o'er apostrophe beach

suggestive titles

- lies smoothened truth abort
- a flight through the musing hoard
- deprived loot at huso's tort
- abide woe and screw the lord

Sunday, January 24, 2010


1. Cross

2. Innoculate

3. Dervish

Saturday, January 16, 2010

dangle's wrested

She gets her pull and will thereafter reside in the woods. Two or more years of swinging here in the spectrum of seasonal confluence and arbitrary agenda gives her the stout pride to wander off to the havens of tusk and mice and leaves.
We will wish our matron well.
We will wish our matron well.

(eyes used for tooth support)

Tuesday, January 12, 2010


We add, take away, reduce, resize, emphasize, court, adhere, admit, sway, linger, lollygag, pronounce, defy, wonder, try, capsize, retool, prolong, and it still never quite rolls the way its imagined on paper, but other verbs do emerge.

(decries fused uncouth rapport)

Monday, January 11, 2010

flouride dust faction

(yes cruised for toot supple burough)

Sunday, January 10, 2010

S u / n d / a e / i a l

Dickensian ; r-r-r-ode oats out to flora
ilkwise like _______________________[ . ]
Waterford misty; scrape the knuckle faith ampersands
dem's c-c-c-old dazes for protean Oz.
Take with a breakfast of salt...

(eyes used for tooth support)

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Onp glœ

Huso prototypes.
Make 100's.
Cumulo bags.
Ululation box.

(eyes used for tooth support)

Friday, January 8, 2010

on esses and tease

Days in days out.

I used to think I never knew when it was going to hit...
At some point in the function, a big sweep would crackle over, straw a' whisking, handles cracking, and the wooden pate and/or demeanor and/or daily countenance would suddenly be riding the wallop. 

I used to think I never knew when it was going to hit, but now I can time it to almost an approximate week, down to the date, practically the street number and address. 

Winter has that lovely lurid undulation of stillness mixed with seething. 

When do you seethe? Got a date in mind? Does it sweep or wash over? A panic attack? Or a warm, hot blooding stream through the arms, legs, gullet-- starting from the eyes, going in for the deep spiral twist, via optic nerve into the central nervous systemic; lusty breaths and slow peaks on either corner of the mouth. The heart regulates everything, telling you however, that time's running out. This  isn't a bad thing, mind you. Once a year it kicks in... always in the dormant winter. 

A little fire under the ass.

Second week of January. 
Time to look at the maps, my friend.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

'anging düüm

Impromptu sculptchaa instructional
1. Heavy wind
2. Blistrin' cold
3. Long trudge in the snow to the sea

4. Dangle

5. Dangle

6. Chortle, shadow

7. But no matter, nature does it better!

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Manual of far manimals

they will characteristic no animals chosen should be to which they belong such to indicate thrift not in general the fair amount of stock as the tendency to this type possessing much production with the dense and pink and respect often associated with the ears the legs in breeding pale course and heavy rough deserves much of quality vigor of the the the pale the the the between the if the


Monday, January 4, 2010

Demographic traits

Off on a tangent.
Barely tandem, baring its teeth and metaphors, rasping with gasses and cheese, the overture rang with a chimp's howl and shrieking suspension abridgements...
We all knew what it meant, to serve, be served, reserve, and preserve the columns with all their ionic glee and cherished lockdown. Ossified with tasties, better you bet your census.
Here's our old lady.
Formidable firmament for the five five twenty; ot no longer.
I'll miss the ot's. And horse milk.


Ties used for truth report
Wise used for goose purport
Lies used for noose retort
Eyes used for tooth support

Sunday, January 3, 2010


A winter flux-instructional for Mattaggart.
1. Scoop low pressure & fling
2. Draw back inward
3. Shelter for the night? Read Lloyd Kahn!
4. Record in countless sunsets & have 1 beer