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end arms, aye

Query: why do they even have a seat at the table?
Quip: shshshshsh, it's the money.
Quirk: jerks.
Quagmire: (they nod in agreement)
Quill: mightier than the sword?
Quandary: (repeatedly)
Quantum: end times save lives!
Queue: by the men's room, after all...
Quibble: (ongoing)
Quell: not in sight (they nod in agreement)
Quench: it's the money (stupid)!




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Findings...

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b'gaw

... before it gets away.


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contractcontractcontract

i dunno maybe you should try it i dunno may be you should and then we could maybe get together after lunch and have a little mutual decision making and then a little cup of coffee or something or to ease the maybe discomfort of being two perfectly reasonable or something or people and yet two perfect strangers we could straining to get or something or to a common ground without having to take the vows maybe akin to marriage or something like that some kind of maybe blood letting or leeching or perfectly reasonable people and yet two we could perfect maybe strangers straining to get to a common reasonable people or leeching we could  ground without having maybe reasonable people to take the vows akin to marriage or reasonable people something or leeching contract contract contract contract contract that need be signed reasonable people cosigned dotted t's crossed letterheads reasonable people all proper in order maybe odious odious odious maybe odious as it seems i dunno, maybe maybe maybe we could just try for something a little more simple like tea or reasonable people?

late night transcontinental collab

Taggart's response to my live bambuser video feed. The screen read "1 viewer"; now I know who!


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IRrratSHuBNDGE

Olson's art; fishy head's up

a ghost from the passed...

artwork/collage by John Olson from a wee tape collaboration we did, sometime around the turn of the new millennium...

normalcy

Awrighty, gems. 
Apologies (to southpaws). 
Too much nonsense; genetics can't be blamed...
Powerless to ponder plutocracy.

apologist's few more (for liposuction)

that's not nice that's really unkind that's rather mean (i mean) that's sort of true that's not necessarily the case that's not nice that's really (i mean) unkind that's rather that's not nice that's really unkind that's rather mean that's sort of true that's not that's (i mean) not nice that's really unkind that's rather mean that's sort that's not that's not nice that's really unkind that's rather that's not nice that's really unkind that's rather mean that's sort of true that's not necessarily the case mean that's sort of true that's (i mean) not necessarily the case nice that's really that's not nice that's really unkind that's rather mean that's sort of that's not nice that's really unkind that's (i mean) rather mean that's sort of true that's not necessarily the case true that's not necessarily (i mean) the that's not nice that's really that's not nice that's really unkind that's rather mean that's sort of true that's not necessarily (i mean) the case unkind that's rather mean that's sort of true that's not necessarily that's not that's not nice that's really unkind that's rather mean (i mean) that's sort of true that's not necessarily the case nice that's really that's not nice that's really unkind that's rather mean that's (i mean) sort of true (i mean) that's not necessarily the case unkind that's rather mean that's sort of true that's not necessarily the case the case case unkind that's rather mean that's sort of true that's not necessarily (i mean) the case of true that's not necessarily the case (i mean) necessarily the that's not nice that's really (i mean) unkind that's rather mean that's sort of true that's not necessarily the case case mean that's (i mean) sort of true that's (i mean) not necessarily the case (i mean)


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repeat the next purchase adequately

DOT NOT GOT CAUGHT SOUGHT THOUGHT ROT LOT FOUGHT TAUGHT BOUGHT YACHT

exploits in tiny tome

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four square meals

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T on tease

There was a total, complete lack of consolation (prize) at the beginning of the victory tunnel. His parley was three minute's shy of anything noteworthy, and the old girls -- his oft returned-to matrons and vessel-bearers of wisdom and comely vice -- were mute with indifference. I FELL OVER, the loop kept on saying. I FELL DOWN. STARS. Oh the day, he muttered, thinking of the churlish maxims and ball-buster proverbs from the sepia-glints and back-in-the-day reports, prattling on and unspooling in the way that businessman tape recorders used to, the kind he'd find in gutters or between aisle 'pon aisle of thick-barreled corduroy jackets, the type with dingy knees and arms that were far, far too long for anyone to consider, save for rites of passage, or quite possibly crucifixion. Today's note? A sad staleness, much like the morning's toast, congealed in fatty margarine, cold and lowly, loath to hunch a munch or lunch or insert with stanzas of threefold rhythmic derringer barrier. Or like shirt sleeves, with buttons too close, or zippers full of burrs and B's; that ego, SHIT MAN (went the loop again), gol' dang and there it went, the way of a spider, single strand dancing and scuttling off to firths and glens,  only to find or figure that today had no brogue to offset the whiteness. And tiny town weighed a ton.

install-in-progress

(the late report)


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Salutations...

... with lady legs.




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Enjnjdnddddddcrin

Taggart's turn

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one fume too many ( x 20 )

1. Worth too, in the brush
2. Kindly tell me yore
3. Broken promises mend men's
4. Simply pimpled, dappled putt
5. An olé for holes and gorges
6. Porridge bridges hurt watches
7. Mimes with leaven
8. Passed the asteroid
9. Gum mint, rye spear
10. Temple kindly
11. No huts about yurt
12. Stack at a wood and kneel
13. Puckered walls
14. Stainless eel wife
15. Chin down, boulder
16. Handles kick stein
17. Rear forbears airs yester's
18. Croon prunes, scowl bowel
19. Appendix hex
20. Stymied many

scolding sold use so

Surgical sighing. Urge all tying.
Tap the chap. Clapped a frappe.
Scare your electrons. Care for prawns?
Fit for a thing. Thick for a wing.
Wonder splendor. Lender blunder.
Plunk and dunk. Spelunk while drunk.
Act of dismay. So says the neigh.
Song for brunch. Long for hunch.



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(oh that's error bill) where's the T?

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dentures advent with venturing penchants

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robotic dreams of estrogen

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dentine chewing slump

Pormercogpit

revisitation this contrite poorly hit or missed write (to your hongi ingress & ombudsman) (querist) phalanx or toe, on a loan remindful of fairly hated farrier tories on top of blighted justices in peaceful repose, sugar noose was a dimple, a peach of a kettle, hung blimplike and a few fetches waffling off on cough switches and lettrist trysts angled in mud knuckles and tightening shoals

tracks so hot, they go into the...

Immersion Sturgeon, film at eleven...

Caviar Fever

No, not cabin fever, at least not yet!

I recently uncovered a stash of perfectly lovely caviar tins that I'd been hoarding since 2001. Having used these tins for a number of instruments and art objects over the years, I decided to drill a few more extra holes & rig 'em up for public use as well. The result is one clangorous BEAST of an electric maraca! Complete with a hard-mounted contact mic, handy glitch-switch, and filled with all sorts of goobers and recordings, I am proud to present the Caspian Deluxe for all ye in search of noisy holiday gift-giving. 

Check out the website for more information. 

http://cranksturgeon.com/PIEZOCRANK.html

please do

count huso

1 huso

2 huso

3 huso

4 huso

5 huso

6 huso

7 huso

8 huso

9 huso

10 huso

11 huso

12 huso

12.5 huso huso huso huso huso huso

and 41 huso huso huso huso huso huso huso 

97 huso huso huso 

99 98 97 96 huso huso huso huso huso huso 

13 15 17 21 45 26 83 46 30 31 huso 

92 19 huso huso huso and that's about all the huso I can or cannot precisely estimate or approximate, and never you mind, gesticulate, because that would be rude, and we cannot be that way, in front of polite company such as yourself, or my mom, or the uncles, even though they tend to smell like too much cheap canadian blended whiskeys during the autumn holidays, when rudeness and politeness get blurred ever-so subtly with the nuance ensuing delight of orgiastic alcohol and the rumpus room that follows the great harvest and our summer tans have all been whisked away and well 

56 huso 

57 huso negative twenty four and a half decimal pointed head leering gaping gibbering aping pontificating parable eating drinking coughing beslubbering sinning slobbering being good at slobbering being good at DSL being good at topical solutions that have little or any thing, any tiny thing to do with 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111hhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 

in other words, 

yes, 

huso

instigate ram

4. driven holler


3. get that hecked out


2. randy prigs in brash


1. still memes for beckoning


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epoch terms

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unearthed, ca 2005

the latest end wart

SUN tight LED

connective tissue is an ass; low yield high jinx and genie prose, messy tarpons and caber dives, wholly ones toppled and prior tongues; all contrary keel, what with histamine and reams, likelihoods congealed wide, clasping mouthful 'pon mouthful of those vices - nasty ones at that - begging and mewling, pouting and smirking, spooling 'tween the crisp shiny choppers, that excess of pylon and preen, some legendary and poetic, feathering of forlorn black pine glens and a smell like none other, others merely mirroring, chastising like a cop may, brandishing brass emblem and parroting the cleave with verbiage from lawful tapes, belly buckled in tightly while simulacra do their forehead array of curtsying candidly and willful, squeezing their pores 'til dripping, of unspeakable turf and curd, mutton cusp, churlish bird, sensually brimful of deans and potted must.

performance for cud

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Wnk looooscht

Spledged in the no, yes

faux toast

An urgent day for rejection.
It is, no. It is, no. It is, no.

An urge to defer infection.
It has, no. It hasn't yet, well, no.

An urgency, a way to sire protection.
It, I, no, yet, is, no, has, not, well, umm.

for a friend

west turn mass renders

i came all squawking with my squeaky bicycle down the mountain pass. it'd been a proud ride, as the arms and the legs and the chest and the tires were somehow, today, all in sync, and together, we had surmounted the wet clay leaf combines and their slick november, and not-to-mention, pesky hills.  turning the corner on a last minute whim-of-bend, this sudden owl made his or her presence all too noteworthy. shocking, even. we sat and spied one another, beady black marbles looking each other up and down, doing the sizing that eyelids and balls will do, sussing out prey or foe. and so we said, hello. and, there you go.

error on the breech

on hoe is tread, truly, my highest regard, said stated king

only the highest regards, king

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lye yore

W?

ungut, hatching washeries and mish heron (((A

Hugh Hanoi

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Milddis codmfrot

goring floor ((((( n

A day for chimera. 
Don't porn the battery too terrible, 'lest ye muck the slow jaws down, raiding fought-over 8's with pie-lye delivering, and cottony sedges with a leap-ear sing. Dialects kept this game down. Soars racked, shoulder slung altercations brought nord-tongued sensei forward, propped and hopped-up on jimmy's and spleens. This was no ritual barbital or verb. A type of candied lorn couldn't addle more quickly the lines mined and minded since a singed early proper 20's recollection of dates and tubs and nubs and hot bisque numbers, rendered gentle over the few flown five cave-dived fretted "F" ghetto heft, torn parable mica, and the jute of a fur-limbed throat, the eww in you, had a timber of prose, aptly dactyl and hindered fingering the hue bereft of can.

chirckle churtz

Thebl ecmfrt ost

E enkkv schlest

Eccn vrost

m-o-r-n-i-n-g h-u-g

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Y, why, and multi hand swipe

on hugging bridges

Scolded deeds, those floes lost heaves. Bears and pens, they too, made good ape facsimiles. With enough scribbling, the ties could conquer, besetting the tones for a fine wreath - the "O" shaped cryptic type - one emboldened enough that once winter's firth came into fourth (grade or place, in both races it mattered none), that sheen of shirking, that coy but lessons-enbled sable-haired and tawny (type of face), echoed belly-forth (or fifth, as times knew no indifference) a blessedly charming iota, signaling for the merry circles to start. Hence, all mounds buried knee-high and painstakingly quelled the mumble of grass. Hushes soon fell onto the throws of kingly fields, cobbled passes, and the curtain of shirts. Portly pounces were a cad by none, despite an eighth incisor lisp, run amok in a populace of pools. 

soiled tum and gull

ambition cull, rum billfold, lambing bull, embolden frill, told of dull, pole tilled co., folly fall, pill enthrall, tandem lull, scramble cold, canned or skull, pithy mold, frothing mauled, chump I'm tolled

More? Really?

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spotted again, unfettered & less bearded

My friend Ricardo captured this caped-and-long-fingered-moment using an ancient process called, film.


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new-new-new

Aaah my delicious.

Autumns and more autumns; we have bundled the hay around our shop for extra insulation, and moved the operations down into the cellar for winter strategies. Still, the microphones grow, giddily and air-dried. Peruse the main website (see the side bar, marked "webtasms") and check out our wares!


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Flowable Flank (he lect shun loo's)

pre and post, with whom you throat

THE WELLS and sails, low brims hint, OF EASTERN CRUX  towns SEND ended THEIR hare nibbling HUSH and toke floor, baroque bore, INTO ORIFICE pore and dye NOT WINGED sung NOR CANDID zingers, HAD THE ahem and amen WHEREWITHAL thaw and crawling BEEN EDITED said AND PENT heightened pints, LONG DRAWN DREW hue AND SCENT those eggs, ONE two won, son, HUNDRED FORTY dread friends assembled EIGTH, slumber tight, BEGGED a nice pair of, SEDGE, give it to me straight: WESTERNWEAR.

hiss so K

Morning rash and intermittent distract, the flavor of mint and mouth wash erases an effacing weekend wince of scrunch and likelihoods alluding to forays mixed hither and played, texans-in-touch, allegories and three histories mingled, lanced, frayed, plaid, sad, and-boy-aren't-you-just-a-cad. This is no bemoaning for a run in the stocking or a sentence of stammer, never-you-mind that ephemerally and oft off-putting grammar (times 14).

raw 'cess

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'been there (cliche implicit)

Embattled Husophonic Attire

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frowntowndateknight

frowntowndateknight


or touch me, rightly...

the latest conspiracy theory

mal, gray, no, way, supple, pert, purple, hurt

Eddie Moolah

(for those who know better)

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albabnyb

1. cos sturgeon don't have 'em


2. but they do accept the lure


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