Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Caviar Fever

No, not cabin fever, at least not yet!

I recently uncovered a stash of perfectly lovely caviar tins that I'd been hoarding since 2001. Having used these tins for a number of instruments and art objects over the years, I decided to drill a few more extra holes & rig 'em up for public use as well. The result is one clangorous BEAST of an electric maraca! Complete with a hard-mounted contact mic, handy glitch-switch, and filled with all sorts of goobers and recordings, I am proud to present the Caspian Deluxe for all ye in search of noisy holiday gift-giving. 

Check out the website for more information. 


Monday, November 26, 2012

please do

count huso

1 huso
2 huso
3 huso
4 huso
5 huso
6 huso
7 huso
8 huso
9 huso
10 huso
11 huso
12 huso
12.5 huso huso huso huso huso huso
and 41 huso huso huso huso huso huso huso 
97 huso huso huso 
99 98 97 96 huso huso huso huso huso huso 
13 15 17 21 45 26 83 46 30 31 huso 
92 19 huso huso huso and that's about all the huso I can or cannot precisely estimate or approximate, and never you mind, gesticulate, because that would be rude, and we cannot be that way, in front of polite company such as yourself, or my mom, or the uncles, even though they tend to smell like too much cheap canadian blended whiskeys during the autumn holidays, when rudeness and politeness get blurred ever-so subtly with the nuance ensuing delight of orgiastic alcohol and the rumpus room that follows the great harvest and our summer tans have all been whisked away and well 
56 huso 
57 huso negative twenty four and a half decimal pointed head leering gaping gibbering aping pontificating parable eating drinking coughing beslubbering sinning slobbering being good at slobbering being good at DSL being good at topical solutions that have little or any thing, any tiny thing to do with 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111hhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 
in other words, 

instigate ram

4. driven holler

3. get that hecked out

2. randy prigs in brash

1. still memes for beckoning

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Friday, November 23, 2012

SUN tight LED

connective tissue is an ass; low yield high jinx and genie prose, messy tarpons and caber dives, wholly ones toppled and prior tongues; all contrary keel, what with histamine and reams, likelihoods congealed wide, clasping mouthful 'pon mouthful of those vices - nasty ones at that - begging and mewling, pouting and smirking, spooling 'tween the crisp shiny choppers, that excess of pylon and preen, some legendary and poetic, feathering of forlorn black pine glens and a smell like none other, others merely mirroring, chastising like a cop may, brandishing brass emblem and parroting the cleave with verbiage from lawful tapes, belly buckled in tightly while simulacra do their forehead array of curtsying candidly and willful, squeezing their pores 'til dripping, of unspeakable turf and curd, mutton cusp, churlish bird, sensually brimful of deans and potted must.

performance for cud

YouTube Video

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Monday, November 19, 2012

Wnk looooscht

Spledged in the no, yes

faux toast

An urgent day for rejection.
It is, no. It is, no. It is, no.

An urge to defer infection.
It has, no. It hasn't yet, well, no.

An urgency, a way to sire protection.
It, I, no, yet, is, no, has, not, well, umm.

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Thursday, November 15, 2012

west turn mass renders

i came all squawking with my squeaky bicycle down the mountain pass. it'd been a proud ride, as the arms and the legs and the chest and the tires were somehow, today, all in sync, and together, we had surmounted the wet clay leaf combines and their slick november, and not-to-mention, pesky hills.  turning the corner on a last minute whim-of-bend, this sudden owl made his or her presence all too noteworthy. shocking, even. we sat and spied one another, beady black marbles looking each other up and down, doing the sizing that eyelids and balls will do, sussing out prey or foe. and so we said, hello. and, there you go.

error on the breech

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

on hoe is tread, truly, my highest regard, said stated king

only the highest regards, king

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Tuesday, November 13, 2012

lye yore


ungut, hatching washeries and mish heron (((A

Hugh Hanoi

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Milddis codmfrot

goring floor ((((( n

A day for chimera. 
Don't porn the battery too terrible, 'lest ye muck the slow jaws down, raiding fought-over 8's with pie-lye delivering, and cottony sedges with a leap-ear sing. Dialects kept this game down. Soars racked, shoulder slung altercations brought nord-tongued sensei forward, propped and hopped-up on jimmy's and spleens. This was no ritual barbital or verb. A type of candied lorn couldn't addle more quickly the lines mined and minded since a singed early proper 20's recollection of dates and tubs and nubs and hot bisque numbers, rendered gentle over the few flown five cave-dived fretted "F" ghetto heft, torn parable mica, and the jute of a fur-limbed throat, the eww in you, had a timber of prose, aptly dactyl and hindered fingering the hue bereft of can.

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Y, why, and multi hand swipe

on hugging bridges

Scolded deeds, those floes lost heaves. Bears and pens, they too, made good ape facsimiles. With enough scribbling, the ties could conquer, besetting the tones for a fine wreath - the "O" shaped cryptic type - one emboldened enough that once winter's firth came into fourth (grade or place, in both races it mattered none), that sheen of shirking, that coy but lessons-enbled sable-haired and tawny (type of face), echoed belly-forth (or fifth, as times knew no indifference) a blessedly charming iota, signaling for the merry circles to start. Hence, all mounds buried knee-high and painstakingly quelled the mumble of grass. Hushes soon fell onto the throws of kingly fields, cobbled passes, and the curtain of shirts. Portly pounces were a cad by none, despite an eighth incisor lisp, run amok in a populace of pools. 

soiled tum and gull

ambition cull, rum billfold, lambing bull, embolden frill, told of dull, pole tilled co., folly fall, pill enthrall, tandem lull, scramble cold, canned or skull, pithy mold, frothing mauled, chump I'm tolled

Friday, November 9, 2012

More? Really?

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Thursday, November 8, 2012

spotted again, unfettered & less bearded

My friend Ricardo captured this caped-and-long-fingered-moment using an ancient process called, film.

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Tuesday, November 6, 2012


Aaah my delicious.

Autumns and more autumns; we have bundled the hay around our shop for extra insulation, and moved the operations down into the cellar for winter strategies. Still, the microphones grow, giddily and air-dried. Peruse the main website (see the side bar, marked "webtasms") and check out our wares!

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Flowable Flank (he lect shun loo's)

pre and post, with whom you throat

THE WELLS and sails, low brims hint, OF EASTERN CRUX  towns SEND ended THEIR hare nibbling HUSH and toke floor, baroque bore, INTO ORIFICE pore and dye NOT WINGED sung NOR CANDID zingers, HAD THE ahem and amen WHEREWITHAL thaw and crawling BEEN EDITED said AND PENT heightened pints, LONG DRAWN DREW hue AND SCENT those eggs, ONE two won, son, HUNDRED FORTY dread friends assembled EIGTH, slumber tight, BEGGED a nice pair of, SEDGE, give it to me straight: WESTERNWEAR.

Monday, November 5, 2012

hiss so K

Morning rash and intermittent distract, the flavor of mint and mouth wash erases an effacing weekend wince of scrunch and likelihoods alluding to forays mixed hither and played, texans-in-touch, allegories and three histories mingled, lanced, frayed, plaid, sad, and-boy-aren't-you-just-a-cad. This is no bemoaning for a run in the stocking or a sentence of stammer, never-you-mind that ephemerally and oft off-putting grammar (times 14).

raw 'cess

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Saturday, November 3, 2012

Friday, November 2, 2012

Thursday, November 1, 2012

the latest conspiracy theory

mal, gray, no, way, supple, pert, purple, hurt