Wednesday, March 30, 2016
Tuesday, March 29, 2016
Now and again, a missive ducks underneath the hose, his nibs (El Huso), the house, and all those other random chance operation radarland in-betweeners. I'm posting this correspondence as it's
a) signed anonymous (which is ultimately, very curious and, in our day and age, also rather taboo)
and b) harkens to a day when one on one conversations were carried out via postage stamp.
I had to dig deep into the website to find the email, and me and my colleague have become very intrigued by Crank Sturgeon. Here is all the evidence we have gathered on the website thus far
On the crank sturgeon website, many links and website are hidden throught secret links in pictues.
"Huso" is a common name said in the website. But who is Huso? When clicking in certain order you will be brought sound clips that say "Hello Huso" and "Goodbye Huso." After this, you will be brought to a Q&A. More about this later.
While looking at a website found through conventional means, http://www.kunstraum-barthel.com/pw1.html we found words on "Huso" "Huso, depicted in black paint and collage.
Huso is a triangle-shaped monster whom confuses his own eye with a mouth and ear; a multi-use orifice which changes according to mood (which ranges from malignant
to benevolent, paranoid to peaceful)."
This sentance has also been repeating multiple times: "I came back to pay a spate of eyeing and spying on you and your hands" Meaning quickly watching someone in rapid succession. It is unsure if this is Crank talking.
Along with this, number 11 of the hidden q&a asks "do you really want to hurt me" I belive this is Huso asking this Q&A. Huso is attempting to gain information on Crank, and Crank must answer. Crank is not sure if his own creation
actually want to hurt him. It states that Crank was actually born on the floor, and never liked this fact. His knees wobble when he thinks about his past when he was 9 years old, he must have had a bad childhood.
In one question in the Q&A, he states he wants to grow arms, in order to reach higher places, and have powers such as teleporting himself. This may be how Huso was created. He seems to have some sort of fish obsession, maybe it
relates to his 9 year. "When offered candy as any token, i accept." 9 year olds love candy, possibly resulting in a rapey situation involving a fish. Which aswell, Huso is a type of fish. Connection? Likely.
Thats all we have so far. Also, many places on the websites say "Plugin not supported" meaning i could be missing many different documents.
I hope you can point me in the direction of any data we may be missing, Your fan,
Friday, March 25, 2016
Wednesday, March 23, 2016
An evening session that was carried away with, placed on a gurney, sent careening down the infirmary hallway, into the bucket-o-needles, a pot or two containing soups with nettles, stakeouts and stacked (those kidney-shaped basins) formed into columns and gathering their course & horses with schemes on highway racing, plots about hissing, or wincing, a mile of printer paper with words on and on about coworker dissing, each and to their colleague, they would do their ties up in a suspecting orange, but spying sprites (out of each corner) a splicing blue, what a hue, that evening missed or spent hell, a goof, a goodbye kitty, a pillow-wreck on coastal route 60, bones and goners, wonders or boners, the spit-in-the-yikes was for rinsing, and it was a warm hush that filled each denture thereafter.