Saturday, March 26, 2011

Rey poo (te fou)

Le Pou!

Fish eyed salvos also received. En françaisrrrrr... le vie est poisson avec aveck alex trebeck mhe k mhe k mhe k glenn beck and blecdom.

Più!


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4F(on account)

Salvo interception from Clog Wornago. Massage is the the meaty-um.











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Thursday, March 24, 2011

3.23.11(husospin)

Having that "pastoral" momentary lapse or was it a glimpse (of reason, treason, and what the hell else happens to be in season)

1. Add this to
2. your Newspeak Lexicon
3. "bombing oil-rich sovereign nation...
4. =
5. ... humanitarian effort"



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DreamT

Received this salvo via email from an old pal...


Dreamt I was at at Crank Sturgeon performance. Was based on an idea supplied by Matt's dad. Featured a Boy Scout choir and Crank on his Arpeggitron (or whatever its called). I brought a 10 foot birch log as requested. Large auditorium fully attended.

I believe that's the fifth or sixth Sturgeon performance that has entered my dream world.
-ft



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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

asdA(((ph

1. You Are
2. iLL ennpi R
3. eye LOUDY (a)
4. hotgun hoo h head
5. Shatz hwat hu sed


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Sunday, March 20, 2011

Saturday, March 19, 2011

------------------------ (@ least the #'s differ)

1. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas.

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2. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas.

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3. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas.

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4. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas.

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5. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas.

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6. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas.

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7. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas.

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8. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas.

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9. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas.

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10. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas. Suits and ties and liars and fleas.

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Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Pine-upp's yar supple eyes

Aaaah.
So our next Crank-mic-pin-up-award goes to David Lucien Matheke!! A pair of Town & Mouth Reports make for fine, fine tooth support!






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Friday, March 11, 2011

Next to; on the nozzle

Tandem
Tandem
Tandem
Tandem
Tandem
Tandem
Tandem
Tandem
Tandem
Tandem
Tandem
Tandem
Tandem



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Thursday, March 10, 2011

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Spem flitter

1. No worky, spayed errorist
2. Thrice guiles shedder plint
3. Corbor flatte nindy feiv
4. Killakan Sass Wit Hnoass
5. Rem, rem, rem
6. I bowel
7. A a a a a a. A & E.
8. Plyne forra
9. Resolo tule theremint pak pak pak
10. Sheggetsja
11. Hoen Li
12. Spem flitter
13. Pood balsam iSla ma'am
14. Did thar pluralcrat
15. Sol low noyes no, yes
16. Andar Hessian Hagan
17. Beatrice arrest ted'll
18. Monely H. hwil hwy hwhy
19. Gloamtu behead
20. Sork spou, fork fou (youvous)



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Monday, March 7, 2011

Daily, Mike Dailey

XFest rememberizers.

"U". Portraits done; deliveries. Joe murmurs "I have better things to do". He stays.
Daily brand box of plastic forks used as maraca; used in a shout out to our friend Mike (aptly timed).
An orange, a guitar cable. Candles (just two).
Eating paper and ...
A beer meets male shrinkage.
Several pounds of socks, somewhere in there. Cottage cheese legs.
Damp.
Damp.
Fuzzy memes, herpes, or Indiana Jones.
"Dream" (jump). Repeat.
Built a dream home... well, one day.

Some evidence.


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Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Video daily


Newness abounds!

I've taken on an onerous task of mini-videoing various daily obstacles. Of course, it's an e-z given if there are shows and actions and what have you going on-- to simply upload these and be done. That said, the funny bone itches to scrawl the vignette one step beyond. See, the sketchbook (or written blog for that matter) provide an ample sauce to lap about in, documenting life and its dandruff and sour beers and crayons-- you know, all the daily plunk of processes going about their ways, sniffing under tails and forbidden rocks-- but what about keeping a video daily?

Well, we shall see.

I'm gonna try it for a year. That's right. A video daily year. Mind you, one of the little bastids has already refused to upload, so do forgive that tendency in wily interweb malady and malaise; uploading can be a birch. If for some reason, they don't immediately appear here in the blog or on fakebook, tappy tap the crank into your YouTube apparati, and there might just be one hiding thereabouts. I'm giving it a whirl!

Here's to Huso,
Crank



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3.01.11(spt)

2.27.11(apohadiopants)

2.26.11(gn)

2.25.11(stff)

2.24.11(rubbi)

2.23.11(klawlk)

2.23.11(dirdy)