Thursday, December 30, 2010

neu biers yves

1. Celebrate the coming new year with 200 (+/-) woodcut prints possessing the number of the year with an accompanying dripping phallus
2. Yell, "Happy 1915!!"
3. Decide at the last minute to disown all mythologies and previous altercations; update facebook status to solidify this seachange
4. Have a threeway along the way which gives birth to a 31 year old man (not bad for the alpha proto new millenial!)
5. Get the case thrown out of court on the basis that misogyny works only for 50% of the population
6. All tongues fully ensconced in cheek (yours or your neighbor's) reel the ol' bitch in. Eyes -- still to this day -- used for tooth support

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Error tart

1. Share

2. And share alike

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Monday, December 27, 2010



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Sunday, December 26, 2010



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Friday, December 24, 2010

Eczema Yves

It's not like it was a well-slept. Bumbling moon cat, meat-in-the-colon emissions & notchwork of nocturn's dutch ovens; flashing lights and karate kisses in the whirl and tar slicks of side by each/wide sendings, alkaline and rubber fleet, carpeting the room to room with heralds of paz and boastings, beastings, reflexive and abdominal, abominable dreams... feral number one, feral number two, feral number three; chasms bridged by damnable authors-- foulers and fondlers, the lot-- catching the imprint so poetically, imbuing tiny caresses, threesomes, running and hiding and finger swiping secreting; edible eyebrows, steady undone that stoic, now alit in dirt soundings, measured in the rope of itself uncoiled cloister and coitus exemplified in testy pyres, shower colds, able hottings, esteem in a salmon son-- all red and bulbous bleu, veiny for search mechanisms, and having found: still laughing many, many hours later. Unreachable by sea, land, air, or the interweave, the you-topics and personal topples founded in merry stones and shy shivers, all these did a pull. Four, five, six, and eleven: it could go and go and keep on betraying the morning. Sun's bidding. Nothing more at stake. Chance to dream again? She and she shined more... chaos truth, plied for hours, thanked, shat, washed, and still riotous.

(eyes used for tooth support)

Thursday, December 23, 2010

lest his behest

A wee tome for the December heights and wiles...

Remonde mi lotor

Ads vice.

Location spin high for port; culping the chaste ms. lecture sexate fondly donder gwowing thær unhusual projuct shun spek.

1. Goodtithes 2. Proactive facial supplish 3. I am gwad

Ada spize.

Ailing jells and shell shirt; pie pie pie pie ( the w o n d e r f u l ) mr. chas. Tecksty globo eyepiles and scanning the wold Fortean dry out wrenchhhhhhhhhing drain.

4. Lifes nad 5. Shellicopter 6. Handy man dan mon royal

Rad piels.

Man o' man; longest test of the canvas wally flingerly jemp to warre thrice doldery and rohm sie guile les 'stru jiejkjies dunt.

7. Hatefuckhate 8. Tam lin sip requal 9. Last danck bfo dan

Ladel tps.

Baiseballs twits and the ead negligloog (urlish gore toddy shem); munnied mechanmsnics ee schnow chop-chop dam-dam gup-gup and GoD oRninG.

10. Lame the falliban 11. Lodz dal mung tanny 12. dhiPc aaaaaaT

Hrwuq cklp.

Chatwyye ckllpgh; ahhhhh xkilp, wdgggggy, akdhhhu? (msss. MMM) aaaal, prrrrr, ffgbswwee? AaaakkaaaaaaakkaaaaaaaaaaaaaakaaaaaaaakakakakaaaaaakaaaaaaAaaaaaaakaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaa.

13. hh 14. Hh 15. hH 16. HH

(eyes used for tooth support)

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

two tag re(d)action

1. Fall

2. Winter

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Sunday, December 19, 2010

it's a noise show

Discomfort. Standing, waiting, not sure if you're cool with it; who is this guy? Vices, voice layers, couches. Parallel. Fifty something (year old) guitarist friend gets a black eye and boxer punch to the eyebrow during his set. Meanwhile a series of Santa-clad, Santa-songists with electronics ensues. A strange, frustrating house if cards set of my own, yet despite this, the held-breath makes sense and peace with silence. One has to not mind. Teases? Discomfort, perhaps. But manner of exploration seems to indicate still-unknown waters for everyone; no one quite in their skins because the camouflages and geckos keep changing and shedding and adapting to the pixels. Now and then the weirdness is astounding! We're all a bit older than we used to be, but the languages still appear to fire off new sprigs and shoots. Birds of countless feathers: chirping, howling, preening, and making bowers.

(eyes used for tooth support)

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Morning fitness

1. Stretch a shadow

2. Stretch smoke

3. Stretch (the obvious)

(eyes say oh to ruth suppository)

Thursday, December 16, 2010


1. Crack
2. Open
3. Find
4. This

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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Transitions of wringing handed wrongness

1. So I get this shit texted to me while I'm recording. As it turns out, Montana is lonely again.

2. So then it belies the fact that it needed a little more additive. Tag you're it, buddy.

3. Realizing this was an awful tranny mess, I felt bad for my compatriots in Florida, so cold these days!

4. And feeding the fat lil' songbirds, the sunflower seed bag was advertised as "meaties" brand...

5. Resting the case, it always boils down to a lowest common denominator. Fortunately, one need not have to search too far! We salute you!

(eyes sued for youthly suppleness and ensuing shitstorms)

Nine doings done

1. Shirt delete ail
2. What's happening was realized as wasn't
3. Minor rich
4. Two sheets shorn shy; a sure hurricane shire
5. Maid a day or out of ought
6. Staid put
7. Get your gone growing
8. Likeable heck's width
9. Rate and state

(eyes used for tooth support)

Saturday, December 11, 2010


Fish revision to/for a noise recording.

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Fish revision to a score collaboration with Matt Taggart.

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1. See, you blend in better this way. This way they cannot detect you. Your plugs won't leak, your skin is their color, and safely nestled you will be, sheltered by their nineteen fifty three.

2. Mixing well meant certain addresses and trusts would have to change. Combine engines and the usual dramas snaked through in concealing stickers and bumperdumbs: these were to be avoided. Plugging in also had its faultlines. Observe the following:

3. Shaken and unperturbed, the rituals would continue; the huckster hex placed neatly on its appropriate shelf and led to slaughter. One day, you'd remind yourself: one day, you'll shake your fist and see the morning clear, justice having been served, and servile lice rendered unimportant, impotent, and well, submissive under ten layers of loam and peat. In the interim, the following would have to do.

4. A prayer then? Fields having their sown. An uncommon cause would tire out and fall over, circles having unables to stand erect and vertebrae following suit in similar conclusives. The hamburger kings would replace their cheers with curdling affairs of mock suture and retirement pleas; heads of state would line hips end to end along walls and allow heads of lettuce to be lobbed. A safety salvo! Oh yes! And eyes? (Eyes used for tooth support)

Friday, December 10, 2010

Salvo caged

1. Caw
2. Shun

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Thursday, December 9, 2010

Fit to be tied

1. Rosin string
2. Tie string around each finger; one tie for each item on your to-do list
3. Amplify the rosined string as you tie, reciting aloud each item from your to-do list
4. To-do list can be anything of your choosing
5. If your list is longer than you have fingers, consider toes or other appendages
6. If your list exceeds appendages, consider objects
7. Periodically muse whether or not to-do items are fit to be tied

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Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Latter day ain't

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Monday, December 6, 2010

P H D minus

1. Phonetic argument relay
2. Phone tag or handler baggage
3. Pho noodle dining says you
4. Phony baloney behest milktoad
5. Phosphorus-in-general-enlightmeantwell
6. Phond, phonzie, phorever
7. Phorcedexposuretocoldmetaltongueordeal
8. Photographic Finnish (sweat on the seat)
9. Phobia for rent, no duh
10. Phoenix zones of acrid intent; phork-in-it/phooey

(eyes used for tooth support)

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Ember bare asp

There's a bucket of gin for ya if you do ember bare ass art. We read life potency with name lisps and candor: end over door fins, period, excelsior, mantra tantrum-- these are better n' splaying the vestigial shucks that you missed "it". But "B"'s and "Q"'s (mind them), they answer more than a ladle can spoon ye. Most of us don't.
Nah. Not even close.
But if it's viewed as total failure, there's a legion that grows up in you. Doesn't at first have a sensical noon, but shying away from the flames only acts as a blame retardant for later layers to scurry, scour, damper, temper, and nary hair singe nor ameliorate.
So you do then, what?
- tox
- purp
- songue
- hlup
- kay/rush
- jacob
- soart
- blim
And thereafter theraputor, rub the smelly on inner tines and chords; bands like this don't come every day! The told and stranglum figure tore, the f-hole pointed f-arch pinga fuchs, the dangle dangle dangle dangle, the await of summer or a gal named Thea, all and walls don't have a hope IF you're just hip to nope. Appendices in the No-generation have none peeks, non vert, unmile, and general lack. It's done on tweaky fingerdinks, leftover to bile and cry and never know a Dad. S'gotta lift, yeah?
Job one: embarass yourself well, smiling
Job two: Germany in the summer, maybe Mexico
Job three: an amazing network
Job four: draw incredible pictures
Job five: do work that betters the species, dammit

(eyes used for tooth support)

Thursday, December 2, 2010

The merits of a noisy career?

3. Still beats anything else I could've gone to school for.

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