a third rate, fourth place, tenuous at best, unabridged yet oft-truncated collection of calumny & travails from the last manfish standing, husophonic orator & chronic fumbler, his nipples (minus 3), Crank Sturgeon
Sunday, November 27, 2011
Sunday, November 6, 2011
s'rabe; s'raven
1. Click tick
mitochondria
eyes used for tooth support
2. Eighteen hundred dollops
alexandria
lies fused for tithe sport
3. Created in the pier; microgroan & progenitor
same aha
dryer hose used for crotch toffee
mitochondria
eyes used for tooth support
2. Eighteen hundred dollops
alexandria
lies fused for tithe sport
3. Created in the pier; microgroan & progenitor
same aha
dryer hose used for crotch toffee
Friday, November 4, 2011
for Taggart's third grid snorkel & cannes
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
cuts the cloth & fines the shin well apt...
A few words, choice perhaps. Snake-wrangling (asp graspingly?) curt and eyebrow endearing...
CRANK STURGEON & ID M THEFT ABLE =
You'd think the Giant Feral Cat Man Of Portland would be capable of looking after himself, but Auld Mother Theft Able only allows him infrequent respites from the Strange Maine basement compund in which he dwells with his sixteen feline brothers. The only reason he's been granted permission to sail to these shores on a barge made of amplified objects powered by wordless vocal sputter and nostril steam is that he's conceded to be chaperoned by the stately Mr. Sturgeon.
Stranger still is the notion that any self-respecting parent would charge the care of their beloved mangey mountain manchild to a fellae reknowned for employing questionable costumes and homebuilt untried/ untested/ unclean audio birching implements in his arsenal of disciplinary devices when chastising unruly noise bairns.
Do you know where your children are?
CRANK STURGEON & ID M THEFT ABLE =
You'd think the Giant Feral Cat Man Of Portland would be capable of looking after himself, but Auld Mother Theft Able only allows him infrequent respites from the Strange Maine basement compund in which he dwells with his sixteen feline brothers. The only reason he's been granted permission to sail to these shores on a barge made of amplified objects powered by wordless vocal sputter and nostril steam is that he's conceded to be chaperoned by the stately Mr. Sturgeon.
Stranger still is the notion that any self-respecting parent would charge the care of their beloved mangey mountain manchild to a fellae reknowned for employing questionable costumes and homebuilt untried/ untested/ unclean audio birching implements in his arsenal of disciplinary devices when chastising unruly noise bairns.
Do you know where your children are?
the first one gets you paid
How's the digital divide helping your alp?
3. Steppe one:
-Smartphoan clicker-tick
4. Steppes du (you, me, or two/tu)
-Object point and chute
2. Schlep thrice (be nice)
-mouse (a type of rodentata) on "man dyspeptic tong"

5. Steppe one and a half, and what the symbology rereates, albeit childishly, and rather drawn in the manner of a simpleton (if you want an honest opinion):
if this fails, and your services were not only unsatisfactory, poorly attended, or hell, even considered, at yours, in a queue or quarterly taxed, issued, smelly, incongruent, all-out-and-at-a-loss, downright unscrupulous, in a manner deemed unfit, evasive, manual, degrading, or of a (in denial sort of breath, underscored, uncertain, yet pleading with those doey, doughy eyes) and served silver-tongued (as would a) portion of half-eaten (in smackingly good but ashamed) piece of goodly dark chocolate, or damn, that second indiscretion, well-beknighted, but, condescending, compulsory, afraid, in tears, or tiers, combative, but as would say a, or the, cricket would, in her responding answer to his click, this highlighted verbal bug, the one we all sought after, had in fact, like the eagle, landed right here ON THE NOSE.
3. Steppe one:
-Smartphoan clicker-tick
4. Steppes du (you, me, or two/tu)
-Object point and chute
2. Schlep thrice (be nice)
-mouse (a type of rodentata) on "man dyspeptic tong"

5. Steppe one and a half, and what the symbology rereates, albeit childishly, and rather drawn in the manner of a simpleton (if you want an honest opinion):
if this fails, and your services were not only unsatisfactory, poorly attended, or hell, even considered, at yours, in a queue or quarterly taxed, issued, smelly, incongruent, all-out-and-at-a-loss, downright unscrupulous, in a manner deemed unfit, evasive, manual, degrading, or of a (in denial sort of breath, underscored, uncertain, yet pleading with those doey, doughy eyes) and served silver-tongued (as would a) portion of half-eaten (in smackingly good but ashamed) piece of goodly dark chocolate, or damn, that second indiscretion, well-beknighted, but, condescending, compulsory, afraid, in tears, or tiers, combative, but as would say a, or the, cricket would, in her responding answer to his click, this highlighted verbal bug, the one we all sought after, had in fact, like the eagle, landed right here ON THE NOSE.
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
one reckless haggle/recipe, Taggart
Properties adjusting.
Proportional to a coup.
Singe that wink, yoze.
Say that you will sue.
I got nose time, 'nother...
Better sledge that high nigh and well scented (why wary?) (knows nary) (piles to carry) (cherry on, cherry on) clots to bind wire mortar, cement, sea meant: slue (I mean, really?)
Fork my wide, brother...
Torque shards and do.

eyes used for tooth support
Proportional to a coup.
Singe that wink, yoze.
Say that you will sue.
I got nose time, 'nother...
Better sledge that high nigh and well scented (why wary?) (knows nary) (piles to carry) (cherry on, cherry on) clots to bind wire mortar, cement, sea meant: slue (I mean, really?)
Fork my wide, brother...
Torque shards and do.

eyes used for tooth support
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