a third rate, fourth place, tenuous at best, unabridged yet oft-truncated collection of calumny & travails from the last manfish standing, husophonic orator & chronic fumbler, his nipples (minus 3), Crank Sturgeon
Friday, October 31, 2014
Thursday, October 30, 2014
Sunday, October 26, 2014
Friday, October 24, 2014
Tuesday, October 21, 2014
Saturday, October 18, 2014
commute impediment
you'll never leave you'll have to improvise you'll have to enjoy the weekend alone you'll sit there fuming mad helpless drinking coffee and watching ducks you'll have to learn German you'll have to eat sausage all weekend you'll never leave
Friday, October 17, 2014
Oxyrynchus / Acipenseridae
1. Analog projector unit: place film reel on spindles, powered by a cassette player. A single LED light ( the kind used on bike headlamps ) is the light source.

2. Focus! Hang magnifying glass from ceiling; cardboard added for preventing light leaks. Hours and hours of tweaking.

3. Location. Why, the loo, of course. Add a 30 prerecorded cassette soundtrack ( bonks and groans and the like ) for more amusement...

4. This guy covers the shelf. Note the little porthole: a lotta light squeezes out of this window, through the magnifying glass and onto a small screen on the door. Turn off the lights! When you come in to have a poo, the viewing fun begins!

eyes used for tooth support

2. Focus! Hang magnifying glass from ceiling; cardboard added for preventing light leaks. Hours and hours of tweaking.

3. Location. Why, the loo, of course. Add a 30 prerecorded cassette soundtrack ( bonks and groans and the like ) for more amusement...

4. This guy covers the shelf. Note the little porthole: a lotta light squeezes out of this window, through the magnifying glass and onto a small screen on the door. Turn off the lights! When you come in to have a poo, the viewing fun begins!

eyes used for tooth support
Thursday, October 16, 2014
performance for a crowded room full of drunk art students
Thanks again to my buddy Matt Taggart for doing a similar performance with an audience back in 2010, in St. Louis, I believe? Anyway. The idea is to hand each audience member an instruction and then watch the chaos unfold. The fun part in doing this overseas is the -- of course -- translation error and general nervousness, I mean, damn, roll around on the floor? Find a comfy place to consider masturbating? Ha! Bear in mind that these are also quasi-conceptual considerations and musings; they work great with alcohol-fueled art students.
Thanks, Matt.

eyes used for tooth support
Thanks, Matt.

eyes used for tooth support
Saturday, October 11, 2014
Friday, October 10, 2014
Wednesday, October 8, 2014
Tuesday, October 7, 2014
Monday, October 6, 2014
Saturday, October 4, 2014
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