1. Celebrate the coming new year with 200 (+/-) woodcut prints possessing the number of the year with an accompanying dripping phallus
2. Yell, "Happy 1915!!"
3. Decide at the last minute to disown all mythologies and previous altercations; update facebook status to solidify this seachange
4. Have a threeway along the way which gives birth to a 31 year old man (not bad for the alpha proto new millenial!)
5. Get the case thrown out of court on the basis that misogyny works only for 50% of the population
6. All tongues fully ensconced in cheek (yours or your neighbor's) reel the ol' bitch in. Eyes -- still to this day -- used for tooth support
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