Monday, January 30, 2012

To be performed while wearing a Crank Sturgeon mask

1. Wearing the Crank mask, recite verbatim an encyclopedia or wiki article on the UN
2. While reciting, tie your shoelaces together
3. Still reciting, now jog in place
4. Continuing to jog, put on a pair of mittens (preferably red)
5. Do this for five minutes. Accent the reading by occasionally yelling "cocaine" and tossing a handful of flour in the air. If it happens to be a politically correct crowd, yell "meth" instead


eyes used for tooth support

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