All done. I have changed my mind. Please enclose the toenail wrapped in a hank of hair and sealed with the wax of a candle made from the grease of a man who was murdered at midnight by a crossroad. For no reason, that's just how I like my toenails. If you could just attach it to an iron nail that was used to crucify a leper upside down under a full moon that would be swell too. Not for voodoo or anything. I'm just choosy.
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